how do you know youre asexual if you havent had sex???
how do you know you arent sexually attracted to toothpaste if youve never slathered your genitalia with it and shoved the tube up your anus????
how do you know?????
You have some shockingly good points. Just a second
Update: I am not sexually attracted to toothpaste
Mozzarella does her best impression of a sausage.
I just love how after he asks if it’s a sausage, it looks down like “oh shit! I am a sausage :o”
"Are you a sausage?"
"*cats looks down and back up* yah"
My cat is more internet famous than me at this point
plot twist: your teacher accidentally calls you mom
I’ve been teaching people twice my age since I was 19. Believe me, it happens.
ᴡᴇ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ɪᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴀᴠᴇʟᴇʀ, ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛs ᴀʀʀɪᴠᴀʟ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇᴅ ᴜs ғᴏʀᴇᴠᴇʀ.
ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ᴄɪᴛɪᴇs ᴡᴇʀᴇ ʙᴜɪʟᴛ ᴏɴ ᴍᴀʀs ᴀɴᴅ ᴠᴇɴᴜs. ᴍᴇʀᴄᴜʀʏ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴍᴇ ᴀ ɢᴀʀᴅᴇɴ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ. ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ʟɪғᴇsᴘᴀɴ ᴛʀɪᴘʟᴇᴅ. Iᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴀ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴏғ ᴍɪʀᴀᴄʟᴇs. ᴡᴇ sᴛᴀʀᴇᴅ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴀʟᴀxʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴋɴᴇᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴇsᴛɪɴʏ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴀʟᴋ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪɢʜᴛ ᴏғ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ sᴛᴀʀs. ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴀᴠᴇʟᴇʀ ʜᴀᴅ ᴀɴ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ﹕ ᴀ ᴅᴀʀᴋɴᴇss, ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ʜᴀᴅ ʜᴜɴᴛᴇᴅ ɪᴛ ғᴏʀ ᴇᴏɴs ᴀᴄʀᴏss ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ɢᴜʟғs ᴏғ sᴘᴀᴄᴇ. ᴄᴇɴᴛᴜʀɪᴇs ᴀғᴛᴇʀ ᴏᴜʀ ɢᴏʟᴅᴇɴ ᴀɢᴇ ʙᴇɢᴀɴ, ᴛʜɪs ᴅᴀʀᴋɴᴇss ғᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴜs, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅ ᴏғ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ.
ʙᴜᴛ ɪᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴀʟsᴏ ᴀ ʙᴇɢɪɴɴɪɴɢ.