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livingbetweenseconds:

well it started out inspirational

livingbetweenseconds:

well it started out inspirational

(Source: officialjeanprouvaire)


siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)


someoneudontknow5:

(x)

Idiots are back in space B)


(Source: theanimatedwonders)


penspride:

I was walking home today from my friend’s house and I walked past a house and this dog just stuck his head underneath the fence. 


mrskarkatharley:

Hoarding a canon url but not using it

image

(Source: rinmemesuoka)


"

A man came to our class once,
he claimed to be a fair judge
with daughters he loved.

He asked a question to the class:
“When should a minor be tried
as an adult?”
and students began raising their hand

“murder”
he wrote it up on the board.

“robbery”
he wrote it up on the board.

I said, “Rape”
and he paused, he asked
for clarification

“You mean violent rape?”

“no I mean rape.
It is all the same.”

he looked to a boy
who said “rape only if
he used a weapon and
hurt her.”

and I said, “rape is rape,
whether his weapon is a knife,
drugs, or guilt. She said no.”

he shook his head,
and wrote
“Violent rape” on the board
anyways.

I never understood,
because you can kill somebody
quietly and peacefully with drugs,
or with guns and knives or cars;
but nobody cares if the murder was “violent”

it was still murder.

"

-#yesallwomen by Amanda Katherine Ricketson (via cyberunfamous)

(Source: -poetic)


condesces:

what do we say to the god of death?

not today *sets difficulty to casual*


meladoodle:

what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur

(Source: meladoodle)


priscillapricey:

gryzio:

d-hizzle:

oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE

All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.

danish tv is the best thing ever

(Source: youtube.com)


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